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motoroladroid: You don’t need drugs to have fun

motoroladroid:

You don’t need drugs to have fun

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me instead of actually going pee:gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee gotta pee

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sharticles:

ouch right in the cannolis

I AM SCREAMING
Teacher:Schools almost over
Teacher:and this is crazy
Teacher:but here's three projects
Teacher:due friday

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br0thelcreepers: ☯

br0thelcreepers:

☯

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one third of me:I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute
one third of me:sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
one third of me:fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves